Them Folks What Bore and Raised Me

We'll do this roll-call fashion:

• Mother: Janice, and
• Father: Dave.
• Sister: Leah, three years younger than myself
• Brother: Brian, two years younger than Leah.
• Sister: Melinda, two years younger than Brian.
• Brother: Glenn, two years younger than Melinda.
• Sister: Eva, two years younger than Glenn.
• Brother: Gavin, three years younger than Eva

Despite appearances, my parents are not Catholic, thankyouverymuch, merely insane. They still live where I grew up, on a small farm (formerly dairy, now organic flowers, veggies, and birdseed) outside of Buffalo, NY.... about a mile from Six Flags Darien Lake if you need a point of reference. Despite the fact that I can't really live with them (in the immortal words of Dr. Seuss, "Oh the noise! Oh, the noise, noise, noise, noise!") they are cool and run with the wolves.

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