An Absence of Faith

I know this is unpopular; I know Tis blasphemous; I know one may be damned For hoping no one else may e'er be so; I know my catechism -Byron, "A Vision of Judgment"

One of my favorite villainous conspiracies (and I've been involved in many) is the Evil Atheist Conspiracy, or EAC*. For sheer effectiveness, nothing beats the atheists. Though there are but a pittance of us, we have managed in a few short years to not only divest a vast and powerful nation of its Christian heritage, foment feminism, promote role-playing games, and save the whales, but even to neuter one of the most powerful forces for Good remaining on the planet, the Boy Scouts (boo. hiss.) We have the teachers, the lawyers, the bankers, the Jewish media elite, and the librarians in our pocket, and if the librarians are for us, who can stand against us? It beats the panties off growing armies of mutant mushrooms, I'll tell you that!

You can read more about the implications the particularly influential conspiracy has had for my life and career in the rants section.

To read a small paragraph in all due seriousness about my beliefs, or lack thereof, click here.

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