Why we should stick to the original, tried and true, shock method of banishing Jehovah's Witnesses and other such mindless entities. By John Constantine (Frater X) Subtitle: A reply to "jehova2.txt" by Dryada DA: Matt (Vincent Black Shadow) has uploaded a nice "theatre piece" DA: on how to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses. Though I dare say most DA: of his suggestions will work, and they do sound like they could DA: be fun, I personally would not recommend most of his approach, DA: for lots of reasons. DA: They are so "well meaning" and pleasant people, in their own DA: disturbed way, that I find the suggestion of "Matt" to be DA: counterproductive and occassionally racist in their consequences DA: (since most of the JW's are black). "Well meaning"? "Pleasant"? These people are trying to indoctrinate others into their slavish morality. They are the avatars of a malignant deity. They represent, besides sexual repression and censorship, Christianity, the malignant faith responsible for the deaths of millions in the inquisition. Many are still slain every day in body and soul by repressive Christian moralit y. In Blakes words, they've come to my door to "bind with thistles and briars my joys and desires." fuck em. Would associate yourself with a neo-nazi group simply because they say they are reformed? How much patience would you have if a rep. of Hitler showed up on your property? Jehovahs Witnesses and other Christian nutcases are exactly that. The only excuse that can be made for them is that they have been hypno- tized into their despicable reality-tunnel. They are pitiful wretches as opposed to well meaning and pleasant people. DA: NO MATT, I AM NOT SAYING YOU DA:ARE PERSONALLY A RACIST. (Please, Goddess, let this be the one DA:time someone understands what I am talking about when I talk DA:about society's racist underpinnings and how we can all DA: innoently set the ball rolling when we don't think about NOT Da: setting it rolling REAL HARD.) We're talking about social DA: results, not personal intent. Jehovah's Witnesses are some of the most pitiful victims of rascism. White Christians dragged them from their homes and forced their sick religion onto them. Now they are free and spreading the dogma which lead to their enslavement Yes, they are pitiable. But we must pity them in the same way we pity a gangrenous limb. We remove it with sorrow and pain, but remove it, and remove it fast we must. DA: The best one and least misleading, DA: I thought, was inviting them to an orgy. Though I am definitely DA: not fond of Christians, I wouldn't want to do anything to them DA: that I would be embarrassed by, or give them legitimate food for DA: stories about us "devil worshippers". Perhaps a good flash might help to shock them into a re-evaluation of their pitiful, worthless, misplaced faith. Say to them "Show me Jehovah!" When they can't produce him say "I show you Priapus!" reaching into our pants and producing an erect cock (or making some equivalent gesture if you are female.) DA: Also, I have heard, DA: that some people have used the "Church of Bob" as an DA: excuse to attend festivals and behave abominably. The people DA: doing this are not true pagans, in the sense that they have no DA: real or unreal belief in or devotion to anything. I see. Just as the Pope has the authority to determine who is and is not a "true" christian you have the authority to determine who is and is not a "true" pagan. I have successfully discouraged both Mormons (who tend to be white, better coached, and a little more difficult to discourage) and JW's. There are several techniques that work fine and are not so extreme. I have also heard (and been) some stories that are fascinating and sounded like a lot of "good clean" fun: DA: Technique # 2: IF YOU ARE AT ALL A BIBLE SCHOLAR (which many of DA: us are!), you can tell them about parts of the NEW TESTAMENT, the DA: Gospel, no less, that appear to justify slavery and subjugation. Yes, ask them why they have adopted their former masters faith. DA: This takes longer than Technique 1, but can be lots of fun if DA: your bored and cocky enough, and want to do your good deed for DA: the day. This doesn't work too well on Mormons---they're DA: cynical, well-drilled propagandists (usually accompanied by a DA: church deacon), not the wide-eyed innocents that the Witnesses DA: send out. This can be fun but remember the ony book these people ever read is the bible. They have a quote to justify everything they do and arguing with them is "Like pissing up a rope." This is a good technique if you are in public and can't manage anything with a significant shock value. DA: Technique # 3: Answer the door, and tell them to leave, and look DA: ANGRY (ignoring the children they often have with them). Be DA: impolite. Both Mormons and JW's will go away and not come back. DA: It also works on traveling salesmen. I do this well and I am a 5 DA: foot tall female. Yes, but we must let them know WHY we are angry! Remember they are there to ENSLAVE you! No matter how you pretty it up that is what it boils down to.